Hind site is always 20/20

Well I am supposed to tell about myself,I tell you.I am a handsome,witty,
gajillionare from southern Eashkababa.I own many Eashkababian dirt farms
and make lot of money so i can afford fancy internet.My cousin Dipstick gave me this computer to sell my dirt here but nobody is buying.My friends all laugh at my computer but i think it is nice one,it is a 1970 ibm mainstrosity.Only problem is battery went dead so now i have to pull start it,i hope the rope doesn't break or
else my cousin say i will have to push start it!My neighbors complain about all the smoke it makes (did i mention its a coal burner).My friends also say it probably has
some bugs or worms in it but i didn't find anything but an old birds nest and a
broken beer bottle in there.I'll get back to this its slowing down time to go shovel
some more coal.