TRUMP ROCKS
Tuesday, January 26, 2021
Monday, May 21, 2007
Hind site is always 20/20
Well I am supposed to tell about myself,I tell you.I am a handsome,witty,
gajillionare from southern Eashkababa.I own many Eashkababian dirt farms
and make lot of money so i can afford fancy internet.My cousin Dipstick gave me this computer to sell my dirt here but nobody is buying.My friends all laugh at my computer but i think it is nice one,it is a 1970 ibm mainstrosity.Only problem is battery went dead so now i have to pull start it,i hope the rope doesn't break or
else my cousin say i will have to push start it!My neighbors complain about all the smoke it makes (did i mention its a coal burner).My friends also say it probably has
some bugs or worms in it but i didn't find anything but an old birds nest and a
broken beer bottle in there.I'll get back to this its slowing down time to go shovel
some more coal.
gajillionare from southern Eashkababa.I own many Eashkababian dirt farms
and make lot of money so i can afford fancy internet.My cousin Dipstick gave me this computer to sell my dirt here but nobody is buying.My friends all laugh at my computer but i think it is nice one,it is a 1970 ibm mainstrosity.Only problem is battery went dead so now i have to pull start it,i hope the rope doesn't break or
else my cousin say i will have to push start it!My neighbors complain about all the smoke it makes (did i mention its a coal burner).My friends also say it probably has
some bugs or worms in it but i didn't find anything but an old birds nest and a
broken beer bottle in there.I'll get back to this its slowing down time to go shovel
some more coal.
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